Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Democrats sue Iran over right to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
The Democratic National Committee has sued the sovereign country of Iran over the right to use "Death to America" as...
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When asked to state his name, Mueller replied, ‘What page is that on?’
In a dramatic exchange during the testimony of Special Counsel Robert Mueller into the obstruction of justice charges of President...
Hillary Clinton devastated after hearing of Jeffrey Epstein’s failed suicide attempt
Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was found in his cell on Tuesday nearly unconscious with injuries to his neck after a possible...
Local feminist’s beliefs so pure, she hopes one day all women are eliminated by sex-selective abortions
This is a true feminist. I sat down with Lorry Drew and asked her tough questions about her brand of...
Mueller indicts himself for obstruction in obstruction hearing
Special Counsel Robert Mueller "testified" today at the House Judiciary Committee hearing, incriminating himself as a complete bumbling partisan hack....
Scientists who can’t predict tomorrow’s temperature 100% certain it’ll be 1° hotter 21 years from now
Scientists are notoriously bad about predicting weather. "There's just too many factors contributing to the weather that are unknown or...
Omar: ‘Trump is taking benefits from blacks by giving them jobs’
President Trump recognized the 55-year anniversary of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 being signed into law on Tuesday, noting...
“No ma’am, I will not wax your balls” and other things bigots say: A definitive guide
Stricken with phobias of all sorts, red America has taken hatred to whole new level. It has even infiltrated Canada...
Stunning and brave transwoman cast as Mr. Rogers in upcoming biopic
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood because it has been announced that a stunning and brave transwoman has been...
Quiz: Who said it, intergalactic Marvel super-villain or founder of Planned Parenthood
Can you guess who said it? Was it the mad titan, Thanos we quoted or was it the founder of...
