Local college grad says it’s ‘impossible’ to find a job these days 
AOC: Billionaires shouldn’t be able to influence government; only triple PhDs with no real-world work experience should do that 
AOC: Billionaires influencing government is evil (unless they fund only Democrats of course) 
Biden recalls Kwanzaa memories growing up in Scranton, PA 
Local dad surprised by the Christmas gifts he gave his kids because his wife did all the shopping 
CNN’s Chris Cuomo fights negative Italian stereotypes by threatening to break stranger’s legs
CNN’s Chris Cuomo is a pillar of civilized discourse recently on a campaign to rid the world of negative Italian stereotypes....
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Unsealed court docs reveal Epstein was the one who let the dogs out back in 2000
A baffling mystery for nearly 20 years has been solved with recently unsealed court documents from the Jeffrey Epstein case....
APA adds ‘knowing Clintons’ to DSM as leading risk factor of suicide
The American Psychological Association has updated its Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM) with a minor entry, adding 'knowing Clintons' to...
BREAKING: Epstein’s prison guard was tragically killed in auto accident tomorrow
In a shocking coincidence, the prison guard who was watching Jeffrey Epstein during his suicide, Malcolm Smith, was tragically killed...
AUTOPSY: Epstein suicide linked to constant loop of Taylor Swift’s new album
An autopsy has confirmed what has been widely-speculated for days now: the Jeffrey Epstein suicide was triggered by constant loop...
BREAKING: Epstein to be accidentally cremated before full autopsy
New York Coroner Deepak Statey will accidentally cremate the body of Jeffrey Epstein who was suicided last week, according to...
Hillary Clinton blames Russia for Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘suicide’
After Jeffrey Epstein's predictable suicide in a Manhattan jail, blame is going around as to who actually suicided him. Most...
Breaking: Last known visitor to see Jeffrey Epstein alive identified
I have been reliably informed that we now know the name of the last person to visit Jeffrey Epstein before...
Epstein prison guards thought ‘suicide watch’ meant watching him commit suicide
Jeffrey Epstein has been suicided in a Manhattan Correctional Center in Manhattan at roughly 7:30. After a failed suicide attempt...
Julian Castro’s new “disarm hate” plan will permit liberals to hunt Trump voters for sport
Julian Castro just released a plan to effectively end the unnecessary violence in America. Using his thinking cap, and building...
