BREAKING: Congress narrowly avoids being fiscally responsible again 
Zelensky vows to read ‘Art Of The Deal’ before next White House visit 
Local man lives in constant daylight after saving it for 12 years 
All 6 WNBA fans devastated as Angel Reese threatens to sit out if she’s not paid more 
Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
Nike to make only satin jerseys because cotton reminds Kaepernick of slavery
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is making waves once again this month in effort to appease their sponsored celebrity/unemployed backup quarterback, Colin Kaepernick....
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Dems change tune on immigration after thousands of Russian Trump supporters pour into Alaska
Democrats have changed their tune on immigration. They're now endorsing stricter immigration policies and a border wall around Alaska after...
Women’s US soccer team demands equal interest in their sport
In the wake of the US women’s soccer team’s World Cup win Sunday, a new petition is demanding that the people...
Spaniel caught trying to sneak free Chik-fil-A on Cow Appreciation Day
In an egregious act of thievery, a black and white spaniel was caught trying to gain free chicken on Chik-fil-A's...
Thousands lining up to get into Trump’s “Concentration Camp Resort”
A constant flow from Central American countries of migrants is heading for President Trump's new resort at the American border...
Hillary Clinton expresses shock and sadness for Jeffrey Epstein’s upcoming suicide
In a heartfelt tweet, Hillary Clinton expressed her surprise and shock at the unexpected forthcoming suicide of long term friend...
Fed up with blasphemous ice cream licking fad, local government enlists help from Spanish Inquisition
Well, nobody expected this twist. After suffering through years of Facebook fueled viral movements, one small government in East Texas...
VIDEO: Bernie supporters hold campaign rally at Wisconsin North Face store
Ten socialist Bernie Sanders supporters invaded a North Face store in Wisconsin as part of a flash mob campaign rally,...
Bigots outraged by Disney casting white transgender to play Barack Obama in upcoming film
As the nation celebrated the national holiday that symbolizes all men being created equal, a small minority of bigots expressed...
Kamala Harris never paid reparations for slaves her family owned
As recently reported, the ancestors of Kamala Harris owned slaves yet she has not paid any sort of reparations for...
