Talarico Polling Near 100 Percent Among Texas Lizard People 
Biblical Scholars Now Conclude Eve Answered “Not to My Knowledge” When Asked About the Fruit 
Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer 
AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’ 
SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions 
BREAKING: Trump reschedules Easter to May 1st
President Donald Trump announced on Sunday that the White House would be extending its social distancing guidelines through April 30...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
STUDY: Most quarantined people pretty much okay never interacting with all the annoying people out there
Who can forget the scenes of thousands of Chinese citizens going about their business wearing surgical masks? Some round, some...
Feminists cry sexism as Covid 19 disproportionately infects men
Globally, feminists have been triggered. It turns out, as fate would have it, that the Coronavirus is disproportionately infecting men....
BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans agree to give you some of your money
WASHINGTON — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Treasury Secretary Steven T. Mnuchin reached a deal Friday on an economic stimulus package to...
DNC to include coronavirus in next debate to ‘make things interesting’
Former Vice President Joe Biden on Wednesday suggested there should be no more televised debates for the remainder of the...
BREAKING: Coronavirus is afraid of coming into contact with Joe Biden
The dreaded coronavirus, which is warranting strict social distancing measures across the country, is employing its own social distancing measures...
Kathy Griffin hospitalized with ‘unbearably painful’ case of Trump Derangement Syndrome
Now here at GT, we try not to go gloat over the misfortune of others. However, we do make exceptions....
BREAKING: Sinaloa Cartel offers to move all their drug manufacturing to the United States
Supply chain management, just-in-time inventory, and globalization have made the United States vulnerable to outside and unpredictable forces. Some of...
Miley Cyrus changes name to ‘Miley Virus’ to raise awareness of herself
The majority of our celebrities have been pretty annoying during this outbreak. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo asked a few...
Greta Thunberg manages to revive publicity by intentionally contracting coronavirus
It was a scary couple weeks for teen climate sensation Greta Thunberg. No one was talking about her or the...
