Talarico Polling Near 100 Percent Among Texas Lizard People 
Biblical Scholars Now Conclude Eve Answered “Not to My Knowledge” When Asked About the Fruit 
Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer 
AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’ 
SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions 
BREAKING: President Trump pardons notorious war criminal Barack Obama
It's almost spring. Almost. A wonderful season to be alive. Blooming flowers, birds chirping again as they fly North, love...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
America’s Mother-in-Law brings arsenic-laced cookies to Democratic debate
Heading into the crucial Nevada caucus on Saturday, candidates for the Democrat Presidential nomination exchanged pleasantries and compliments during a...
Rosario Dawson installs revolving door on closet she just came out of
Look, we all know people change their minds all the time about lots of things. People evolve. Tastes change. People...
Bernie Sanders selects Bernie Madoff as running mate, citing experience in Ponzi schemes
Democratic socialist senator and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected his running mate: convicted white collar criminal Bernie Madoff, citing...
BREAKING: Walmart warns of critical shortage of tons of worthless plastic crap from China due to coronavirus
The retail superstore Walmart has issued a warning for all customers that they are experiencing a critical shortage of worthless...
Bernie furious Bloomberg is using his own money to buy votes instead of other people’s money like him
Democratic socialist front runner Bernie Sanders is fuming that Michael Bloomberg is using his own money to buy votes instead...
Elizabeth Warren leaves DNC to start the Native American Party
Elizabeth Warren having been proven to be 50 percent Cherokee and 50 percent middle school librarian, has made a bold...
AOC: ‘Why can’t a ‘brokend’ convention be fixed?
Genesius Times has spent considerable resources recently on gaining more insight into exactly where Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was educated as...
Hillary throws a $1 million party for herself on Presidents Day
Hillary Clinton is convinced that she's president of the United States of America and to prove it she used some...
Men can’t have an opinion about abortion (except for the 9 men who decided Roe v Wade)
If you didn't bleed through every pair of pants you had in 7th grade, you can't write laws about reproductive...
