BREAKING: Local Farmer Alleges Ed Gallrein Barbecued Bald Eagle at Secret Ceremony 
BREAKING: Cow Claims Thomas Massie Offered Her $5k in ‘Cow Money’ to Hide His Popeyes Love 
Groundbreaking AI Study Resolves MJ vs. LeBron GOAT Debate with Empirical Simulation 
AOC: Republicans are trying to rig elections by only allowing US citizens to vote 
Trump Deploys Maintenance Crew to Correct Glaring Typo 
STUDY: 67% of employees still trying to escape conversation with chatty coworkers
U.S.—A new study conducted by the CDC has found that almost 70% of all office workers are currently attempting to...
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Ocasio-Cortez’ Green New Deal requires everyone hold their breath 4 hours a day
New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who recently announce the world is going to end in 12 years if we don't...
Democrats endure 4th circle of Hell as Trump spouts basic, undeniable truths in SOTU
For hours, congressional Democrats wore frowny faces and tortured scowls as they listened to President Donald Trump promote horrific things...
BREAKING: Disney leaks new Star Wars title: ‘Episode IX: The Search for More Money’
After a monumental flop in Star Wars franchise history for the eighth installment, Disney has leaked the new Star Wars...
Pro-choice Democrats celebrate forebear Margaret Sanger in ‘white-supremacy white’
Democratic women House members — from Speaker Nancy Pelosi down to freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez — showed up to Trump’s...
OPINION: If a Democrat is racist it’s because he’s a Republican
As the good people at CNN hinted at recently, if a Democrat is racist, it's because he's a Republican: End...
Protestors offended by exclusion from ‘Victim of the Year Awards’
The American Hardship Legal Center (AHLC) has announced the highly anticipated nominees for its Victim of the Year Awards that...
Young Rams team thrilled about their first Super Bowl participation trophy
The youngest NFL team to make it to a Super Bowl is thrilled about their big participation trophy. "Our self...
BREAKING: King James Version Bible from 33 AD unearthed in Jerusalem, proving it is the only true Bible
Many Christians assert that the King James Version (KJV) of the Holy Bible is the only true Bible and claim...
OPINION: MAGA kids are #literallyHitler, not Democratic racist who advocates infanticide
Public opinion has shifted. We as a society are letting the MAGA Covington Catholic kids off the hook for torturing...
