Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
BREAKING: Fox declares Jeb the unanimous winner of last night’s GOP debate
MILWAUKEE—In a shocking turn of events that has left the political world in disbelief, Fox News has declared former presidential...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Apple to Offer Customers iMortgages to Help Pay for New Vision Pro VR Headset
There are a few things in life that are guaranteed. The sun rises from the East daily, we all have...
AOC: ‘If Bidenomics doesn’t work, why did China wire Biden all this money for nothing?’
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Bidenomics works. Period. I mean, if Bidenomics didn't work, why is...
In response to Biden’s $260,000 bribe from China, Democrats to indict Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprising turn of events, Democratic lawmakers have announced their intention to once again indict former President Donald...
BREAKING: Rand Paul Venmos Ukraine $600.01 to make the IRS audit the country’s finances
US—Senator Rand Paul has sent $600.01 through Venmo to to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, which will force the IRS to...
Biden adopts embattled Sen. Menendez after bribery indictment: ‘He’s like a son I never had’
In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads, President* Joe Biden has announced his decision to adopt...
BREAKING: Eric Johnson becomes first black white supremacist mayor by switching to GOP
DALLAS—In an era where political labels can be as changeable as the weather, the world of media and politics collided...
BREAKING: Lauren Boebert wears string bikini on House floor to test new congressional dress code
WASHINGTON, DC—In an astonishing display of fashion defiance, Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado stunned her colleagues and the nation by...
BREAKING: Christine Blasey Ford says that Russel Brand was at the party too
In a shocking twist to an already controversial chapter in American politics, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, who accused Supreme Court...
BREAKING: Biden finally gives RFK Jr. Secret Service security detail
In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others simply chuckling, President Joe Biden has granted Secret...
