WASHINGTON, DC—House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) launched a marathon filibuster yesterday to block the passage of the so-called “Big...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bombshell revelation that has rocked the Capitol and ignited fevered speculation, a clandestine Iranian sleeper cell has...
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the satirical news community, the editorial board of Genesius Times, the internet’s...
America, it’s time to shake up this tired “due process for all” nonsense. The Constitution’s cute and all, but let’s...
In a bold move to rally young Democrat voters, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has pledged to set her Tesla ablaze,...
President Donald Trump announced a surprise pause on all U.S. tariffs this week, effectively halting the trade war with China...
Washington, D.C. – The U.S.-China trade war reached a fever pitch this week as President Donald Trump announced a staggering...
WASHINGTON, DC—Green New Deal Democrats are reportedly fuming over President Trump’s latest tariff announcements—not because of trade imbalances or economic...
US President* Joe Biden has cancelled the national holiday April Fool's Day due to severe competition from the ridiculousness of...
SEATTLE–Leading Democrats have unveiled a groundbreaking defense of their latest grassroots initiative: painting swastikas on public buildings and setting fire...
