Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Amid pandemic, millennials forced to ‘rent a vowel’ on Wheel of Fortune instead of buying them

Rafi Metz January 2, 2021

The Hill released a report today highlighting the challenges millennials have faced throughout the pandemic, which have been many no...

BREAKING: Trump issues executive order setting clocks back 4 years every 4 years so he can be president forever

Rafi Metz December 28, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC—In one of the greatest acts of his presidency ever, President Trump issued one of the most brilliant executive...

New study finds people who support socialism were more likely to be sniffing glue during economics class

Rafi Metz December 23, 2020

STANFORD, CA—Researchers at The Hoover Institution at Stanford University recently published one of the most groundbreaking studies yet on economics....

BREAKING: AOC infiltrates Santa’s Workshop to add all Trump supporters to Naughty List

Exavier Saskagoochie December 16, 2020

NORTH POLE--US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was caught impersonating a Santa's helper (also known as Santa Elf "Sandy") in order...

AOC deadnames; becomes People’s Magazine 2020 Person of the Year

Gumpers December 15, 2020

US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced that, for the time being, she is still a "she". Her name however, has...

AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line

Richie Richards December 3, 2020

US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has engaged in capitalism to release her new line of honest socialism merchandise on her...

AOC to compile list of political enemies once she learns how to read and write

Richie Richards November 7, 2020

On November 6, 2020, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's intern tweeted from her account: https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1324807776510595078 Follow up interviews clarified the...