Local Bernie fan complains about having 23 options for Thanksgiving dessert
A local Bernie Sanders fan is planning on yelling about the evils and inadequacies of capitalism—especially having so many dessert...
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#BelieveSurvivors protestors disbelieve man who survived socialism
A young Russian man was ousted from the bi-weekly Women’s March in Washington D.C. yesterday while displaying a sign with...
BREAKING: Trump ends US China trade war; swaps Hong Kong for Portland, Oregon in unprecedented deal
Washington DC—After months of growing trade tensions between the US and China leading to an impending global recession, along with...
Thousands of protestors who never go to hardware stores vow to quit shopping at Home Depot
Now things are heating up! After the founder of Home Depot was found giving money to the Drumpf 2020 presidential...
Antifa member takes break from overthrowing capitalism to snap selfie with iPhone
The life of an anti-capitalist, anti-fascist, commie can be very tough and it's not very rewarding. Antifa members must take...
Progressives ‘totally cool’ with fascism as long as they’re doing the fascism
Washington DC—Progressives have long used Nazis and their fascist ideologies as a representation of all that is evil in the...
