Dems have evidence Trump’s next SCOTUS nominee ‘drowned immigrant trans puppies’ for fun
WASHINGTON DC—Following the recent passing of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, President Donald Trump's replacement nominee has already...
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Product marketers replace stereotypical blacks with authentic blacks to fight racism
Marketers across the country are replacing racist depictions of stereotypical blacks on their food products with more authentic blacks in...
Marvel releases new superhero blockbuster ‘Black Pander’ starring Pelosi, Schumer, and Nadler
WASHINGTON—The Marvel superhero universe just got a lot bigger and more ridiculous with the release of this summer's guaranteed blockbuster,...
BREAKING: Sen Schumer becomes ‘made guy’ in Genovese Crime Family after threatening SCOTUS Justices
In a remarkable tirade yesterday, Chuck Schumer threatened the very lives of two Supreme Court Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Neil...
BREAKING: Ben and Jerry’s “Peach-Mint” recalled after attempting to suicide over 63 million people
Genesius Times food critic, Buffet Bill Scaletopper, has been given another exclusive, revealing Ben and Jerry's newest and most disgusting...
Democrats to impeach Trump for Democrats withholding Puerto Rican disaster aid
With the attempt to impeach Trump by claiming he is unfit, using the Russian Steele Dossier, and other attempts not...
Sen. Schumer recommends these all-natural alternatives to help kids quit vaping
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., on Monday slammed the Trump administration’s attempt to crack down on vaping, saying that...
Top Democrats worried about 2020 election interference from millions of American voters
Top Democrats announced today that they are worried about interference in the 2020 election by millions of American voters. "How...
Anti-war liberals furious Trump isn’t going to war
WASHINGTON - In a rare show of bipartisanship, the top anti-war liberals joined with blood-thirsty conservatives to condemn President Donald...
Russia to launch investigation to determine if any Democrats have ties to United States
Officials at the top of Russian government have launched an investigation to determine if anyone in the Democratic Party has...
