BREAKING: Trump issues executive order setting clocks back 4 years every 4 years so he can be president forever
WASHINGTON, DC—In one of the greatest acts of his presidency ever, President Trump issued one of the most brilliant executive...
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Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’
WILMINGTON, DE—In order to unite the country as promised, self-proclaimed President-elect Joe Biden is taking his campaign rhetoric to the...
BREAKING: Congress approves Trump stimulus of $2,020 paid in new Trump bill to every American
WASHINGTON DC—After Congress got caught playing pork games with a previous stimulus bill, President Donald Trump sent the bill back...
BREAKING: Trump declares White House ‘autonomous zone’ so he can be president another 4 years
WASHINGTON, DC—It’s no secret that President Trump and his team of lawyers have been utilizing every possible legal and constitutional...
BREAKING: AOC infiltrates Santa’s Workshop to add all Trump supporters to Naughty List
NORTH POLE--US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was caught impersonating a Santa's helper (also known as Santa Elf "Sandy") in order...
President-Elect selects Donald Trump as Secretary of State
WASHINGTON DC—At a live press conference, President-Elect Kanye West announced President Donald Trump will be the Secretary of State in...
BREAKING: Texas to send 1000 electors since the Constitution doesn’t matter anymore
AUSTIN—The state of Texas is preparing to send 1,000 electors to the electoral college since the Supreme Court has ruled...
BREAKING: Supreme Court rules against Texas, Trump in 6-5 vote
WASHINGTON DC—The Supreme Court has ruled against the State of Texas and President Donald Trump in a close six to...
BREAKING: Trump finally concedes the election in Massachusetts
WASHINGTON DC—Nearly a month after the election, President Donald Trump has finally conceded the state of Massachusetts. "It really doesn't...
BREAKING: Warren Commission argues ‘magic ballot’ killed President Trump’s election hopes
WASHINGTON DC—The Warren Commission has published the official explanation of how Joe Biden—a candidate with record low enthusiasm—flipped several swing...
