BREAKING: Bernie Sanders fakes heart attack to get out of paying for dinner again
Democratic presidential primary contender Bernie Sanders is off the campaign trail for a few days after he underwent emergency surgery Tuesday...
Election 2020
BREAKING: Several Democratic frontrunners being paid by GOP to look utterly insane
Genesius Times has uncovered documents proving that several front runners for the 2020 Democratic Presidential Nomination are actually on the...
BREAKING: Harris will pick 10 lucky families for her ‘universal basic incarceration’ program
Not to be outdone by Andrew Yang, who wants to give 10 lucky families $12,000 a year in universal basic...
Beto gun grab to start with water gun confiscation from each and every child
During last Thursday’s presidential debate, former Texas congressman Robert "Beto" O'Rourke said, “Hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your...
Beto O’Rourke named prestigious AR-15 Salesman of the Year
Democratic presidential hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke was just named the prestigious Armalite AR-15 salesman of the year, an honor that...
Despite mental lapses Biden confident he will win the 2020 race for Shady Acres Retirement Home President
Call them gaffs or mental lapses, former Vice President and current presidential candidate Joe Biden has had plenty of them...
BREAKING: All Democratic candidates arrested for bribing voters with stolen money
All official Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election have been arrested for trying to bribe voters with stolen...
Elizabeth Warren promises to give state of Alabama back to ‘her people’ on first day of presidency
In an unprecedented level of virtue signalling and pandering for votes, Sen. Elizabeth Warren has promised to give the state...
BREAKING: Biden to end white supremacy once he’s the supreme leader of the country
2020 Democratic front-runner Joe Biden asserted that "white folks are the reason we have institutional racism" and that such things...
BREAKING: Tom Cruise announces he’s running for president in 2020
Joining the 15 million other candidates for president in 2020, movie titan Tom Cruise has decided to run, literally. He...
