Joe Biden hands out Maalox at campaign rallies to help fans to ‘swallow a little’
Joe Biden's wife Jill made her argument for the Biden nomination yesterday saying, "Your candidate might be better on, I...
Election 2020
Kamala Harris’ innovative new healthcare plan will imprison everyone so they can go to the doctor for free
Now, this is thinking outside of the box. Fed up with the labyrinth of bureaucracy that healthcare in America must...
Each Democratic candidate promises to fix Trump’s booming economy
Despite many disagreements during the debates, Democrats have agreed on a few things including murdering children is a right and...
Bernie Sanders immediately makes Cardi B economic advisor after seeing her roll around in money
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has made a bold staffing decision after been hounded by logical thinkers for advocating...
POLL: Big winner of latest Democratic debate is Donald Trump
The 2020 election cycle continued this week as the 4 million Democratic candidates converged for a series of debates as...
All 20 Candidates arrive at Democratic debate in one stylish car
CNN is hosting the second set of Democratic presidential debates Tuesday and Wednesday, taking place in Detroit. 20 Democrats will take...
BREAKING: Russia to deploy hypersonic nuclear memes in 2020 presidential election
MOSCOW — Given the efficacy of Russian troll farms in the complete demoralization of the United States of America, Russia...
Democrats sue Iran over right to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
The Democratic National Committee has sued the sovereign country of Iran over the right to use "Death to America" as...
Kamala Harris to outlaw whites from owning dogs because ‘that’s too much like slavery’
Senator Kamala Harris has been making a splash in her run for the 2020 presidential nomination. Most recently, she's declared...
POLL: Steaming Pile of Crap leads 2020 Democrats by 7 points
A steaming pile of feces is hanging on to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest...
