BREAKING: Biden DOJ launches another $100M fundraiser for Trump by indicting him again
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning turn of events, the Biden Department of Justice (DOJ) has unintentionally launched a record-breaking fundraising campaign...
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2023 Tournament of Disgraced Government Agencies
The 2023 Tournament of Disgraced Government Agencies features four brackets, loaded with incompetence and corruption. Cast your vote below or on Twitter...
BREAKING: Air Force reveals new presidential walker: Sidewalk Force One
In a groundbreaking move, the United States Air Force has announced its latest innovation to accommodate President Joe Biden's mobility...
BREAKING: Congress narrowly averts being fiscally responsible again
US—Democrats helped Kevin McCarthy pass the controversial debt limit deal he made with President Joe Biden that will suspend the...
Biden: ‘This Memorial Day remember all those trans activists who died in the Revolutionary War’
In a surprising and imaginative turn of events, President Joe Biden took a moment during a Memorial Day press conference...
Biden unveils new pride flag to be flown at all US embassies
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden unveiled a new Pride flag that will be flown at all US embassies around the country and...
BREAKING: Biden refuses to eat his Jell-O until debt ceiling is raised
WASINGTON, DC – In an effort to break the impasse surrounding debt ceiling negotiations, President Biden today announced a hunger...
BREAKING: FBI forgets to take their logo off van before false flag White House attack
In a stunning display of oversight, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) recently found itself in an embarrassing predicament when...
Biden executive order punishes parents who don’t chop off the arms of kids who identify as T-Rex
WASHINGTON, DC–President* Joe Biden signed legislation yesterday that criminalizes parents who don't chop off the arms of their children who...
Biden fitted with anti-sniff cone to protect children
WOONSOCKET, RI—Students at Woonsocket Elementary rejoiced as President Biden arrived for his latest unity speech to berate half the country...
