Nike launches Antifa Spirit Urban Gear just in time for Black Friday
BEAVERTON, OR--Athletic equipment maker Nike has launched its Antifa Spirit Gear just in time for Black Friday. Nike spokesperson, William...
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Local leftist replaces his ‘Resist!’ bumper sticker with an ‘Obey’ sticker
OSHKOSH, WI--A local leftist, Wankie McJohnson, has finally switched his 'Resist!' bumper sticker to one that says 'Obey'. "I know...
Biden behind bleachers when school lets out waiting for Trump to show
NORTH SHORES, DE—Jill Biden commented, “Joe has always been resolute. He's also a tough guy, one of the things that...
Biden supporters set fire to their homes in solidarity with rioters
PORTLAND, OR—They say an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. That has now been proven beyond a...
Antifa arsonists blame climate change for making them set dozens of fires on West Coast
Former president Barack Obama and California Governor Gavin Newsom have used their celebrity to condemn global warming for the devastating...
Smith & Wesson names Antifa their #1 salesman for 2020
It looks like gun sales are through the roof. It seems like not only is there a 6-month waiting list...
Dead Antifa protesters enjoying a fiery but ‘mostly peaceful’ afterlife
HELL—Several recently deceased Antifa warriors are enjoying a fiery but "mostly peaceful" afterlife in the eternal fires of Hell. A...
BREAKING: Authorities have identified a good communist in Washington
LACEY, WA—Authorities have identified a good communist in Washington early today. The man, "100% Antifa" Michael Forest Reinoehl, 48, was...
Kenosha protesters shocked to win stupid prizes after playing stupid games
KENOSHA, WI—The three Kenosha protesters who were shot by 17-year-old Kyle Rittenhouse were shocked to find that they won stupid...
BREAKING: Trump sends parents of toddlers in to negotiate with Portland protesters
PORTLAND—President Donald Trump has had enough of the Portland protesters, making loud noises and destroying stuff. He is sending in...
