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Wealthy legislator proposes 100% tax on everyone who is richer than he is

Exavier Saskagoochie January 31, 2019

The first-ever living turd elected to Congress, Chet, has proposed a new tax on the highest income earners. According to...

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Fan still ‘pretty sure’ Bernie Sanders can win the 2016 presidential election

Exavier Saskagoochie December 18, 2018

It's been over two years since the 2016 presidential election, but Bernie Sanders fans—Bernie Bros—are still "pretty sure" he can...

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Ocasio-Cortez DNA results show she’s 1/1024th Muppet

Exavier Saskagoochie November 19, 2018

While no one has doubted congresswoman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's minority status, there has been plenty of doubt about her heritage...

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