IRS grants tax exempt status to Branch Covidians, fastest growing religion in US
US—In just a few short months our newest religion the Church of Covid has grown to the status of millions...
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Pelosi calls for a national day of mourning after Trump recovers from COVID
US--Liberals across the country are donning black and weeping uncontrollably since President Donald Trump was released from the hospital after...
BREAKING: Trump refuses to denounce white blood cell supremacy during COVID bout
BETHESDA, MD--President Trump has refused to denounce his white blood cell supremacy in the fight against the oppressed COVID-19 cells...
Mike Pence gets millions of atheists to pray to God he becomes president
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Mike Pence's theocratic dictatorship is nearly complete. One of the final pieces to the puzzle was getting...
I faked COVID and had the best 14 days of the pandemic. You should too.
I didn’t plan on defrauding my boss, my colleagues or my family. But one day I sneezed on a conference...
CDC predicts emergence of several deadly viruses if Trump wins
ATLANTA—COVID-19 season is winding up, no it's winding down, no the cases are skyrocketing but the hospitals are empty. The...
Pelosi explains she was ‘just looking for the bar’ while at the salon without a face mask
SAN FRANCISCO—House Speaker Nancy Pelosi claims that she was "just looking for the bar" when she wasn't wearing a face...
STUDY: Face masks that completely prevent you from breathing are the most effective against COVID
There are now so many ways to prevent COVID-19 from spreading it's a wonder we hear about it any more....
Jim Cantore covers hurricane from basement bathroom amid pandemic
Renowned weather reporter Jim Cantore has been through it all—storm surges, 150-mile-an-hour winds, and lightning strikes. But he will be...
UK police bravely break up horrifying gang of children at birthday party
MANCHESTER, UK—Police have bravely broken up a horrifying gang of 10-year-olds celebrating a birthday in a private garden. "This was...
