Chicagoans furious about Democrat policies they keep voting for
CHICAGO—Residents of the Windy City have expressed their bewilderment upon realizing that the democratic policies they've consistently voted for might...
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Democratic governors warn that lockdown could last until ‘we get a Democratic president’
COVID-19 cases, hospitalizations, and deaths are all way down. Data are coming in from all across the country that show...
DNC to take 90% of Bernie’s votes and redistribute them to less popular candidates
The new front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is facing some new opposition. The Democratic National Committee will...
US raises legal age to vote Democratic to 21 due to health concerns, other dangers
President Donald Trump on Friday signed a sweeping spending bill into law, including a measure that prohibits voting Democratic to anyone under the...
POLL: Baby Yoda leads all Democrats for 2020 Presidential bid despite not running or being real
A cute little fictional sci-fi character has soared to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest...
Jeffrey Epstein voted straight party ticket in yesterday’s election
Jeffrey Epstein, who was last seen departing the coroner's office after committing suicide while on suicide watch in a New...
Dem Debate: Racist CNN let candidates speak in proportion to how white they are
White supremacists have gained control of CNN. In the latest Democratic debate, racist operatives at the cable news network let...
POLL: Steaming Pile of Crap leads 2020 Democrats by 7 points
A steaming pile of feces is hanging on to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest...
Democrats send taxpayers $87 trillion bill for all the ‘free’ stuff they promised in 2 hour debate
Democrats sent an $87 trillion bill to American taxpayers for everything they promised in a generous auction-style debate the last...
Technical issues plague first Democratic open mic night
Organizers were left red-faced during Wednesday night’s Democratic open mic night at Billy Bob's Saloon when audio issues plagued local celebrities...
