After second acquittal, Trump urges Democrats to impeach him again to claim 3-game winning streak
UNITED STATES—By this time you’re probably aware that Trump was acquitted in his second impeachment trial by a vote of...
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Donald Trump is the first back-to-back impeachment champion ever
WASHINGTON, DC—There has never been a two-time, let alone a back-to-back impeachment champion until now. Donald Trump has defeated the...
BREAKING: Trump replaces impeachment team with Zoom call cat lawyer
Former President Donald Trump was unhappy with his impeachment lawyer Bruce Castor's opening argument on the Senate floor Tuesday, two people familiar...
Democrats to impeach all 75 million Americans who voted for Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning and unprecedented move, Senate Democrats have subjected all 75 million Americans who voted for Trump to...
Satan follows Big Tech’s lead, bans Trump from Hell
HADES—Today, Satan tweeted out that, effective immediately, Trump and his supporters will be banned from every circle of Hell. "Effective...
BREAKING: Democrats impeach Trump for unconstitutionally following the Constitution
WASHINGTON, DC—With President Trump’s impending impeachment trial approaching rapidly, legal and constitutional scholars from around the nation have been pondering...
Trump pranked Biden by rearranging his pill organizer before leaving White House
WASHINGTON, DC—As his final act upon exiting the White House, Donald Trump pranked the incoming resident by switching his medications...
Dems shocked to find their lives still suck after Trump is no longer president
US—Many Democrats are flying high after the culmination of more than four years’ of bipartisan work to end the reign...
BREAKING: Violent insurgency continues in DC during Biden inauguration
WASHINGTON, DC—Despite the 25,000 armed National Guardsmen around the US capital, the violent insurgency by Trump supporters unable to accept...
In genius move, Trump puts all of Congress in maximum security federal prison for last act as president
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that some are calling the most ingenious political maneuvers of all time, President Donald Trump has...
