DeSantis bans rain from Florida after reports it was making people gay
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA—Governor Ron DeSantis has banned rain from the state of Florida after reports that was making people gay. The measure,...
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BREAKING: New York to pay pedophiles $100k to relocate to NYC from Florida
NEW YORK—Mayor Eric Adams has launched a new campaign to lure pedophiles and groomers to the city following the passage...
BREAKING: New York passes ‘Don’t Say Biology’ bill
NEW YORK—In response to the Florida legislation dubbed the "Don't Say Gay" bill, New York has passed the "Don't Say...
BREAKING: Florida invades Ukraine so that CNN will leave them too
TALLAHASSEE—The state of Florida has invaded the sovereign nation of Ukraine so that CNN will leave them too. Florida also...
Biden orders flags flown at half-staff for all the folks who didn’t die after states reopened
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden ordered flags to be flown at half-staff today to honor all the people who didn't die after...
Trump delivers his 5th State of the Union speech from Florida
ORLANDO—In a unique change of pace, President Trump delivered his fifth State of the Union speech to an enthusiastic crowd...
Nation’s liberals horrified by low COVID deaths as states reopen
America's progressives were horrified by the fact that states that have lifted COVID-19 lockdown restrictions haven't seen more deaths from...
Florida man dies from COVID-19 minutes after dying in a car accident
Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die from the horrifying disease. Florida...
OPED: How dare spring breakers ignore the mass hysteria about a disease that won’t hurt them?
The geniuses that America's schools and colleges have produced have decided to ignore the doom and gloom and mass hysteria...
BREAKING: Latest Hurricane Dorian prediction maps completed by local toddler
MOBILE, AL—18-month-old and world renown scribbler Bobby has released the latest Hurricane Dorian prediction model maps for the US National...
