Biden orders flags flown at half-staff for all the folks who didn’t die after states reopened
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden ordered flags to be flown at half-staff today to honor all the
Florida
Trump delivers his 5th State of the Union speech from Florida
ORLANDO—In a unique change of pace, President Trump delivered his fifth State of the Union
Nation’s liberals horrified by low COVID deaths as states reopen
America’s progressives were horrified by the fact that states that have lifted COVID-19 lockdown restrictions
Florida man dies from COVID-19 minutes after dying in a car accident
Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die
OPED: How dare spring breakers ignore the mass hysteria about a disease that won’t hurt them?
The geniuses that America’s schools and colleges have produced have decided to ignore the doom
BREAKING: Latest Hurricane Dorian prediction maps completed by local toddler
MOBILE, AL—18-month-old and world renown scribbler Bobby has released the latest Hurricane Dorian prediction model
BREAKING: Florida chooses possible starvation over vegan meats as Dorian approaches
Grocery shelves across Florida are closing up shop in preparation for a category 4 hurricane