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Al Gore: ‘Everything you hate is caused by climate change’

Exavier Saskagoochie January 31, 2019 0

Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States and a celebrity in global climate activism addressed the latest cold...

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Global warming conference cancelled due to -50 wind chill

Exavier Saskagoochie January 29, 2019 0

A symposium sponsored by the International Global Warming Trust was cancelled today in Wisconsin as temperatures dipped below -50 degrees...

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BREAKING: Polar ice cap is now completely gone; Al Gore was right

Exavier Saskagoochie December 17, 2018 0

In a shocking turn of meteorological events, the arctic polar ice cap has completely melted, vindicating many global warming alarmists...

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Experts say global warming will finally match margin of error in 178 years

Exavier Saskagoochie November 26, 2018 0

The Earth's temperatures continue to skyrocket upwards, say 102% of global climate experts. "It's getting hot in here!" NOAA scientist...

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