BREAKING: Biden to build wall along entire coastline to fight rising sea levels
Washington, DC—Joe Biden signaled that the environment will be at the heart of the next administration as he unveiled a...
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggests nuking sun at night when it’s colder to fight climate change
NEW YORK CITY—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took the internet by storm today when she suggested that the federal government should nuke...
Liberal projectile tears found to be the source of water on the moon
For hundreds of years, researchers and explorers have failed to find evidence of water on the Moon. But just recently...
China pinky-promises to lower carbon emissions by 2069
BEIJING—Xi Jinping and all of his advisors have pinky-promised to lower their country’s emissions by the year 2069. The promise...
Arsonist changes name to ‘Climate Change’ so that people can say Climate Change causes wildfires
PORTLAND, OR—An arsonist who has started several fires in Oregon and California has legally changed his name to "Climate J....
AOC says global warming to blame for several fires set in BLM riots across country
NEW YORK—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that global warming is to blame for the fires set in riots across...
Greta Thunberg sending dehydrated water to areas devastated by global warming drought
In a new scientific research study supported by the UN and Greta Thunberg's Ass-Burger's White Privilege Supremacy Fund, dehydrated water...
Parents help their children fight climate change by taking iPhones, cars away from them
Greta Thunberg has launched a revolution of children and young adults skipping science class to scream about climate change because,...
Bernie: “Sacrificing poor people to Moloch is our only hope against climate change”
A long time ago, in the land of fairies and magic, human beings collectively believed they could appease their angry...
Scientists can’t predict anything about this hurricane but certain the one in 2030 will be stronger
Scientists are notoriously bad about predicting weather. "There's just too many factors contributing to hurricane Dorian that are unknown or...
