BREAKING: Republicans pass $5 trillion bill to figure out how to cut spending by spending more
In a dazzling display of fiscal acrobatics, House Republicans, led by the ever-proud Speaker Mike Johnson, have passed a historic...
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No one recognizes Hunter Biden at House hearing with clothes on and no crack pipe
In a bizarre twist during a recent House hearing, Hunter Biden found himself at the center of an identity crisis...
BREAKING: Republicans considering making Alex Jones Speaker of the House after McCarthy’s ouster
In a stunning and seemingly surreal turn of events, sources close to the Republican Party have revealed that they are...
BREAKING: Fox declares Jeb the unanimous winner of last night’s GOP debate
MILWAUKEE—In a shocking turn of events that has left the political world in disbelief, Fox News has declared former presidential...
BREAKING: Eric Johnson becomes first black white supremacist mayor by switching to GOP
DALLAS—In an era where political labels can be as changeable as the weather, the world of media and politics collided...
BREAKING: McCarthy wins Speaker vote after finding 150,000 mail-in ballots at 2am
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, the House of Representatives have voted in Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) after finding 150,000 mail-in...
GOP to read Constitution aloud on House floor so they know ‘exactly what to ignore when they pass unconstitutional laws later on’
Kevin McCarthy said the entirety of the United States Constitution will be read on the first day of the new...
Graham: ‘When we get control of Congress, we’re going to write several sternly-worded letters!’
WASHINGTON, DC—Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) upped the aggressive political rhetoric today by threatening that when the GOP regains control of...
Pollster Frank Luntz, GOP House Leader Kevin McCarthy to marry at White House
The leadership of the Grand Ole Party continues to ignore the election success of conservatives like Donald Trump and Florida...
GOP to hold hearing to determine why nothing ever happens after their hearings
WASHINGTON, DC—Republican lawmakers have scheduled a hearing to determine why nothing ever happens after their hearings, sources say. "We have...
