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Omar, AOC protest DC daycare: ‘Release these kids from this child concentration camp!’

Exavier Saskagoochie June 25, 2019 0

US Representatives Ilhan Omar and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are taking their fight against Nazis to the next level. They are touring...

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BREAKING: ‘Some people did something to some worshippers’

Donnie Lorenzo April 25, 2019 0

Doubling down on her ridiculous non-statement about the 9/11 terror attacks, Representative Ilhan Omar said of the Sri Lanka terror...

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Muslim congresswoman demands US become more like the country where she couldn’t make demands

Exavier Saskagoochie April 2, 2019 0

Representative Ilhan Omar of Minnesota is taking Congress by storm, demanding that the United States become more like the country...

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