No one recognizes Hunter Biden at House hearing with clothes on and no crack pipe
In a bizarre twist during a recent House hearing, Hunter Biden found himself at the center of an identity crisis...
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Biden Promises That Any Americans Who Die In WWIII Won’t Have To Repay Their Student Loans
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that combines the solemnity of war with the relief of student debt, President Joe Biden has...
BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson prepared to complain ‘much more’ on social media if Biden doesn’t do something about the border
In a stunning display of legislative brinkmanship, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has issued a formidable warning to the...
Defense Secretary Austin receives 50 more commendations and ribbons for being out sick last week
In a stunning display of valor and resilience, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has added a staggering 50 new commendations and...
KJP: ‘It’s shameful to send illegal immigrants to sanctuary cities that welcome them!’
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre recently made a bold statement about the administration's approach to immigration. In a...
Biden releases his 1924 New Year’s resolutions
President Biden has just released his 1924 New Year’s resolutions at a press conference today in Washington, DC. “Yes, here...
Zelensky Asks Biden To Select Tip Amount On Latest Billion Dollar Aid Package
In a diplomatic twist that left pundits scratching their heads, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has reached out to U.S. President...
BREAKING: Maine Secretary of State saves democracy by making sure people can’t vote for their favorite candidate in 2024
AUGUSTA, ME—In a bold move to save democracy, Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows has unveiled a revolutionary plan to...
Biden recalls Kwanzaa memories growing up in Scranton, PA
WASHINGTON, DC—In a heartwarming trip down memory lane, President* Joe Biden regaled the audience at the White House Kwanzaa celebration...
BREAKING: Colorado Supreme Court defends democracy by making sure people can only vote for Biden in 2024
DENVER—To achieve this noble goal, they've implemented a groundbreaking measure: allowing voters to cast their ballots for only one candidate....
