POLL: Majority of deceased voters will vote for Biden again in 2024
According to a consensus of leading election pollsters, thousands of deceased American voters confirmed that they intend to re-elect Joe...
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Biden taps son Hunter as Food & Drug Commissioner citing his experience with crack
WASHINGTON DC—Self-proclaimed President-Elect Joe Biden has tapped his son Hunter Biden as his administration's Food & Drug Administration Commissioner citing...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton demands to know why DNC didn’t cheat this hard for her
SAQUAHENNATCH, NY—Former Democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton is demanding to know why her party didn't cheat this hard for...
Biden responds to baseless claims of fraud: ‘I stole this election fair and square’
WASHINGTON DC—Self-declared President-Elect Joe Biden has finally responded to the baseless claims of election and voter fraud in a press...
Pope congratulates Biden on being first Catholic US president to support killing babies
VATICAN—Pope Francis called self-proclaimed President-Elect Joe Biden to congratulate him on being the first Catholic US president to support the...
Democrats handing out ‘Unity’ Molotov cocktails in case they lose election court cases
PHILADELPHIA—Representatives of the Biden/Harris campaign and the Democratic National Committee have been distributing "Unity"-branded Molotov cocktails so supporters will be...
Biden celebrates Veterans Day by thanking all the Civil War heroes who voted for him
GETTYSBURG, PA--Self-proclaimed president-elect Joe Biden made a trip to Gettysburg National Battlefield to honor all the Civil War heroes who...
BREAKING: GOP sneak in massive amounts of illegal Trump ballots at 4am in key swing states
US—Massive amounts of previously uncounted Trump ballots have been discovered in key swing states such as Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, and...
Biden to print ‘Black Lives Matter’ on every bomb he will drop on innocent black people
WASHINGTON DC—In a compassionate move, self-identifying president-elect Joe Biden has promised that once he is commander in chief, he will...
BREAKING: Joe Biden creates COVID-19 vaccine just days after being declared president-elect
WILMINGTON, DE--Just days after the mainstream media declared Joe Biden the president-elect, he created a vaccine for COVID-19 that experts...
