Biden becomes first computer-generated AI to receive Democratic nomination
WILMINGTON, DE—Joe Biden has become the first ever computer-generated artificial intelligence program to receive a major party presidential nomination after...
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Biden promises a full-size USPS mail box in every American living room
WILMINGTON—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has promised a full-sized US Postal Service mail box in every American living room if...
Kamala Harris kicks off Democratic Convention by sacrificing two babies to Moloch
Democrats kicked off their mostly virtual 2020 convention with Vice Presidential pick Kamala Harris sacrificing two babies to Moloch, the...
POLL: Democrats need your help choosing a campaign theme song
Attention, everyone! Everyone reading this! The Democrats have asked us for help with their 2020 election campaign. Do they want...
Major cat fight breaks out at ‘Karens for Kamala’ rally in Kalamazoo
Several fights broke out in Kalamazoo, Michigan, during a rally held by the far-left group "Karens for Kamala", police say....
The Pony Express endorses Joe Biden
WASHINGTON--During an online interview from his basement, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said, "I will do everything in my...
Harris will choose 10 lucky families for her ‘Universal Basic Incarceration’ program
Not to be outdone by Andrew Yang, who wants to give 10 lucky families $12,000 a year in universal basic...
Biden decides Kamala Harris is ‘black enough’ to be his running mate
Joe Biden has finally decided Kamala Harris "black enough" to be his running mate for the 2020 presidential election. Biden...
Biden demands to know who he’s going to pick for VP
WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has demanded to know who he's going to pick for his vice presidential...
BREAKING: Biden supporters make off with millions in loot in rallies across Chicago
CHICAGO—COVID-19 restrictions didn't stop supporters for presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden from making off with millions of dollars in...
