BREAKING: Biden outlaws guns for everyone except criminals and people guarding him
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden today signed several executive orders outlawing guns for everyone except for criminals and people guarding him. "Criminals...
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Kamala Harris to host ‘Empowering Women’ talk with Bill Clinton on Epstein Island
WASHINGTON, DC—President Vice President Kamala Harris received backlash after promoting an 'Empowering Women' talk with former president and accused rapist...
White House demands removal of offensive new Dr. Seuss books
WASHINGTON, DC—White House personnel were infuriated to learn of new offensive Dr. Seuss books to replace the old offensive Dr....
Biden calls an early lid on presidency
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden is calling an early lid to his presidency but Vice President Kamala Harris will be carrying on...
Here’s a guide to President Biden’s plan to fight COVID-19
WASHINGTON, DC—Following a press conference with President Biden’s press secretary Jen Psaki, the White House released its official plan to...
Kamala sneaks a ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ order in Biden’s stack of executive orders
WASHINGTON, DC—At one point during the flurry of executive orders signed by President Joe Biden, he said, "I don't know...
BREAKING: President Biden was tragically killed in a car accident tomorrow
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, newly sworn-in President Joe Biden has tragically died in a car accident tomorrow....
In genius move, Trump puts all of Congress in maximum security federal prison for last act as president
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that some are calling the most ingenious political maneuvers of all time, President Donald Trump has...
BREAKING: Biden promises jail time for everyone who voted for Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has issued a statement declaring everyone who voted for Trump a "domestic terrorist" and promising jail...
Kamala Harris recalls just wanting ‘fweedom’ in her childhood at Auschwitz
In a heartwarming story for Elle Magazine, President-elect Kamala Harris recalled her turbulent childhood at the Nazi concentration camp at...
