Kamala Harris

Despite being snubbed for 30+ days, BLM still confident that Biden will talk to them

The Lonely Rogue December 16, 2020 0

In spite of being snubbed by the Biden-Harris administration for 30+ days, representatives of Black Lives Matter are still confident...

BREAKING: Joe Biden dies during speech celebrating electoral college victory

Exavier Saskagoochie December 14, 2020 0

WASHINGTON DC—Self Identifying President-Elect Joe Biden died today while giving a celebratory speech about the contested electoral college. Several people...

Biden orders everyone to watch the KFC movie together for unity

The Lonely Rogue December 14, 2020 0

The first step toward American unity that President-Elect Biden and Harris promised has been announced. Our Democratic leaders will unite...

Kamala Harris gives Joe Biden safer dog

Bubbaken Managua December 5, 2020 0

WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Dominion-Elect Kamala Harris has decided to start off the Winter Solstice celebration (that some refer to as...

Biden to shift funds from police to new ‘Sweet Heat’ CAT (Corps of Armed Trans) Force

Gumpers December 4, 2020 0

SCORES GENETLEMEN'S CLUB, NEWARK, DE--President-elect Joe Biden has promised that he will defund police in his first 100 days and...

UPDATE: Biden ankle injury caused by tripping over a box of fraudulent ballots in his basement

Exavier Saskagoochie November 30, 2020 0

NEWARK, DE--The Office of the Pseudo-President has confirmed that Joe Biden was injured tripping over a box of fraudulent ballots...

The Dead Voter nominated for Time Person of the Year

Exavier Saskagoochie November 28, 2020 0

The Dead Voter, one of the most important components to the ongoing 2020 presidential election, has been nominated as Time...

Democrats handing out ‘Unity’ Molotov cocktails in case they lose election court cases

Exavier Saskagoochie November 12, 2020 0

PHILADELPHIA—Representatives of the Biden/Harris campaign and the Democratic National Committee have been distributing "Unity"-branded Molotov cocktails so supporters will be...