EXCLUSIVE: George Floyd celebrates 3 years of sobriety
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—George Floyd, patron saint of fentanyl, celebrated three consecutive drug-free years today. Mr. Floyd famously quit taking drugs following his...
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Local white man has saved thousands since companies have stopped putting people like him in ads
In a stunning twist of fate, a middle-aged white man named Gary Thompson has reportedly saved thousands of dollars since...
BREAKING: CNN releases pics of police officers charged with Tyre Nichols beating
(CNN) The pictures of the five police officers charged with beating Memphis resident Tyre Nichols—an unarmed black man—have been released....
OPINION: How Can You Break the Law When You are The Law?
I am so freaking tired of these Con-servatives whining about double standards! “Waa the FBI raided Trump but not Biden...
Democrats push Jim Crow 3.0 laws after ‘Jim Crow 2.0’ resulted in record Black voter turnout
US—Democrats are considering Jim Crow 3.0 legislation after being horrified to see 'Jim Crow 2.0' resulted in record Black voter...
To atone for Kyrie Irving’s antisemitism, the NBA mandates each team start at least 1 Jewish player
US—The National Basketball Association is reeling after star player Kyrie Irving posted a link to an antisemitic video. To make...
Hochul: ‘It’s a conspiracy theory that New Yorkers don’t want to die in a Nuclear Armageddon’
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul (D), said, Tuesday, that what really scares people in the Empire State isn't the threat...
How opposing nuclear war is a sign of white supremacy
I don't know who needs to hear this but opposing Biden's forthcoming nuclear war is a sign of white supremacy...
Louisiana man whose skin turned black from antidepressants is offered full ride to Harvard
A caucasian man's skin has turned black after a mystery reaction to a commonly prescribed anti-depressant. Harvard has since given...
AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’
I don't know who needs to hear it, but pumpkin spice poaching is not okay. I just visited a field...
