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Congress passes bill to enslave everyone today to pay reparations for slavery 200 years ago

Exavier Saskagoochie July 15, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Congress has passed a bill to enslave all current living Americans to pay $6.2 quadrillion to descendants of slaves...

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