BREAKING: Trump permanently quarantines entire state of California as protective measure
Not long after CDC officials urged Americans to prepare for coronavirus outbreaks that will almost certainly begin to spread nationwide,...
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Satan congratulates socialists for committing every deadly sin at once
A Bernie Sanders speech at a Democratic Socialists of America meeting was interrupted earlier this week when the Prince of...
Genesius Times surpasses CNN as most reliable source of fake news in US
Genesius Times, the satire site with journalistic integrity, has surpassed CNN as the most reliable source of fake news in...
Pro-choice astronauts: ‘No sign of life here, just these growing human fetuses’
The first astronauts to reach Mars were disappointed to find absolutely no sign of life anywhere on the planet, though...
