Swalwell Transitions to Black Woman, Prompting Immediate Dismissal of All Sexual Assault Allegations
WASHINGTON — Facing mounting calls to drop out of the California gubernatorial race after four women accused him of sexual...
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BREAKING: Several Minneapolis Women Shave Their Balls to Protest ICE in Their City
MINNEAPOLIS — In what organizers are calling “the most committed act of somatic solidarity since the Great Tampon Ear Plug...
First biological cheetah who identifies as a man set to take gold for Lichtenstein at the Paris Olympics
LICHTENSTEIN—The citizens of this small alpine country in the middle of Europe are abuzz as they are set to take...
BREAKING: Boeing jets come out as trans-safe: they are not safe but they ‘identify as safe’
SEATTLE—In a groundbreaking turn of events, Boeing has announced that their planes are now officially trans-safe. This comes as a...
On Trans Day of Remembrance Biden honors all the trans activists who fought in the Revolutionary war
In a groundbreaking move to recognize the often overlooked contributions of transgender individuals throughout history, President Joe Biden marked Trans...
SCIENCE: CIS men are actually transmen trapped in the bodies of transwomen-the most oppressed group ever
ST. LOUIS—In a new Pew Pew study that will surely lead to the self-immolation of thousands of social justice warriors,...
UPENN combines men’s / women’s swim teams; winning now based on talent and looks
PHILADELPHIA—UPENN Board of Trustees will announce tomorrow that the best solution for the swim team’s trans conundrum is to keep...
Charges on Cuomo dropped after he agrees to harass at least 50% transwomen from now on
ALBANY, NY–Just hours after President* Joe Biden and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi called for New York Governor Andrew...
First biological cheetah who identifies as a woman set to take gold at Tokyo Olympics
TOKYO—The first ever biological cheetah who identifies as a woman is set to take gold at the Tokyo Olympics next...
Make-A-Wish Foundation now requires kids to undergo sex change and CRT indoctrination for granted wishes
Make-A-Wish America CEO Richard Davis announced the foundation will grant wishes only for children who undergo Critical Race Theory training...
