BREAKING: Joe Biden declares war on two countries during victory speech
WASHINGTON DC--Shortly after the MSNBC declared Joe Biden president-elect of the United States of America during a disputed election, Biden...
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This Day in ‘Mostly Peaceful’ History: Vietnam War Begins
On July 29, 1965, the first 4,000 paratroopers of the 101st Airborne Division arrive in Vietnam, landing at Cam Ranh...
BREAKING: De Blasio has instructed NYPD to invade Poland
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has instructed the New York Police Department to invade Poland, breaking several peacetime...
New York Times scrambles to find soft personal side to Iranian mass murderer
Following a military strike on Iran's most deadly terrorist, Maj. Gen. Qassim Suleimani, the New York Times newspaper was scrambling...
Anti-war liberals furious Trump isn’t going to war
WASHINGTON - In a rare show of bipartisanship, the top anti-war liberals joined with blood-thirsty conservatives to condemn President Donald...
Beto doubles down: will replace US nuclear weapons with NERF darts as president
After a shocking series of events, Democratic hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has doubled down on his anti-gun stance. The former...
Breaking: McDonald’s throws hat into ‘chicken wars’
Some are inclined to say Chick-Fil-A, while others bear the brand of Popeye's. I say what is the purpose of...
Buttigieg: ‘Americans must enlist in endless wars to protect illegal trans immigrants’
The wokening of the warfare state has officially begun. Pete Buttigieg has lobbed the first inclusive hand grenade. After seeing...
Leftists enraged Trump didn’t start a war 1 day after they were enraged he was going to start a war
Leftists all across the country are enraged that Trump didn't start a war, just 24 hours after they were enraged...
BREAKING: Tanker torpedo was signed by Iran
Two international oil tankers were bombed in the Gulf of Oman last week. Now the US says it has proof...
