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New Apple ‘iCollar’ corrects white people when they’re about to be racist

Gumpers June 5, 2023 0

MOUNTAINVIEW, CA—Apple has announced a radical leap forward in information access and a racial leap forward in social justice with...

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Local homeless man hasn’t picked up his white privilege check in months

Exavier Saskagoochie July 1, 2020 0

AUSTIN, TX—Local homeless man Bobby Duphrane has not picked up his white privilege check in months. As a result, he...

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Kaepernick’s 50% white privilege not enough to secure NFL position

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Colin Kaepernick endured a brutal NFL workout over the weekend and despite being half white, that wasn't enough privilege to...

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