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New Apple ‘iCollar’ corrects white people when they’re about to be racist

Gumpers June 5, 2023

MOUNTAINVIEW, CA—Apple has announced a radical leap forward in information access and a racial leap forward in social justice with...

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Local homeless man hasn’t picked up his white privilege check in months

Exavier Saskagoochie July 1, 2020

AUSTIN, TX—Local homeless man Bobby Duphrane has not picked up his white privilege check in months. As a result, he...

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Kaepernick’s 50% white privilege not enough to secure NFL position

Exavier Saskagoochie November 18, 2019

Colin Kaepernick endured a brutal NFL workout over the weekend and despite being half white, that wasn't enough privilege to...

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