Now you can rent your favorite celebrities!
We’ve all had this one dream at one point in our life. I’m not talking about romance, but renting celebrities...
Month: May 2019
In appeal to moderates, Bernie calls for worker-ownership of his gulags
As wealth inequality has increased, so has the injustice of the capitalist America. Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders hopes to correct...
Devastating: In Supreme Court opinion, Justice Thomas reminds liberals they are the baddies
It has been a rough month for the left. After more states have passed restrictive abortion laws, liberals thought they...
BREAKING: Biden never officially declared innocent of rape
The Mueller resignation press conference has opened the flood gates of condemnation in accordance with the new standards of jurisprudence...
Mueller: Trump ‘obstructed justice by not doing what he was accused of doing’
Special Counsel Robert Mueller, while announcing his resignation, declared that President Trump had "obstructed justice by not doing what he...
POLL: 96% of socialists think socialism is about social media not democide
A recent poll by the Pew Pew Research Center shows that socialists have no idea what socialism is. Ninety-six percent...
Genesius Times surpasses CNN as most reliable source of fake news in US
Genesius Times, the satire site with journalistic integrity, has surpassed CNN as the most reliable source of fake news in...
Bernie Sanders: If you don’t support the living wage, you support serial killers
We all remember the notorious murders of around forty prostitutes in Washington state that spanned from the early 1980's and...
Dems to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech
Congressional Democrats are poised to ban all forms of communication as they promote hate speech. After intense debate about the...
AOC to wait to run for president until 2021 when there will be fewer candidates
Popular democratic socialist Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has declared her intention of running for president, but not in the crowded 2020...
