Elizabeth Warren to celebrate Indigenous People’s Day by scalping 6 of her political enemies
Most people are aware that Sen. Elizabeth Warren, front runner for the 2020 Democratic nomination for president, is a true...
Month: October 2019
Elizabeth Warren honored as first 1/1024th Native American featured on US ‘zero cents’ coin
Sen. Elizabeth Warren's presidential hopes just scored another boost after front runner Joe Biden has been mired with corruption charges...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton ‘seriously thinking about’ losing to Trump again in 2020
Hillary Clinton said that she was, "seriously thinking about," losing to Trump again in 2020. After a fall in the...
Anti-war liberals furious Trump isn’t going to war
WASHINGTON - In a rare show of bipartisanship, the top anti-war liberals joined with blood-thirsty conservatives to condemn President Donald...
Climate protestors force traffic jams full of idling cars to protest CO2 emissions
Across Canada, traffic was stopped early Monday morning by activists taking part in a global climate protest. The group heading the...
OPED: White supremacists are using jokes; it’s time we ban laughing
Ever since we social justice warriors invented morality in 2015, evil white supremacists have been making fun of us. They...
Amid falling polling numbers, Biden turns to white supremacist vote
During a press conference to the largely white teacher's unions, former Vice President and current candidate for president, Joe Biden...
San Francisco to celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day by sacrificing scores of people to climate god
Everyone already knows that Columbus was a literal Hitler from the 15th century and that all woke people celebrate Indigenous...
Hannibal Lecter named new spokesperson for the Climate Strike
After thoughtful consideration, the climate change movement, dedicated to preventing a global catastrophe at any cost, has named Hannibal Lecter...
Hillary enters 2020 race after entire Democratic field have surprise heart attacks
Hillary Clinton has officially entered the 2020 presidential race after the entire Democratic field were sidelined with heart attacks. "I...
