BREAKING: Gov. Newsom declares state of emergency after Hurricane Dorian ravages California cities
While Floridians seem to have been spared of Hurricane Dorian's wrath, California Governor Gavin Newsom on the other side of...
Year: 2019
Beto vows to personally go door to door and confiscate every AR-15
Hahaha. Sike! No politician is dumb enough to do something as dangerous as that. Even one stupid enough to think...
US Treasury honors Ocasio-Cortez with new ‘zero cents’ AOC coin
The economic intelligence of the US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is well-established and respected. But now it's getting some serious respect...
Scientists can’t predict anything about this hurricane but certain the one in 2030 will be stronger
Scientists are notoriously bad about predicting weather. "There's just too many factors contributing to hurricane Dorian that are unknown or...
OPED: Thank God California banned plastic straws finally!
California has completed the equivalent of the moon landing today. They spent $4 billion ridding this beautiful feces-strewn state of...
BREAKING: Latest Hurricane Dorian prediction maps completed by local toddler
MOBILE, AL—18-month-old and world renown scribbler Bobby has released the latest Hurricane Dorian prediction model maps for the US National...
BREAKING: Biden to end white supremacy once he’s the supreme leader of the country
2020 Democratic front-runner Joe Biden asserted that "white folks are the reason we have institutional racism" and that such things...
BREAKING: Trump changes Labor Day to ‘Capitalism Day’ because without capital, labor is just slavery
In a bold unilateral decision, President Trump changed the Labor Day holiday to be known as Capital Day or Capitalism...
AOC decries burrito vending machine as latest example of capitalism’s exploitation of marginalized peoples
“How can they do this?” Occasio-Cortez asked her campaign assistant. “These filthy capitalists just appropriate Texican culture and put it...
Opinion: How can I impose my values on you if you are armed to the teeth?
Dear readers, you know the story. Some benevolent utopian seeks to impose his value via force onto his citizens. The...
