Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea
In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has been livestreaming absolutely...
Year: 2019
Awkward! Leaked memo clarifies Mark Zuckerberg’s deep-seated affinity for fascism
In a leaked memo, from Facebook’s headquarters in Silicone Valley, some extremely statements were made by its founder and CEO...
OPINION: If you are anti-abortion then you are probably a white supremacist
This may come as a surprise, but there is a long dark relationship between white colonialism and anti-choice legislation. In...
Woke leftist upset at Game of Thrones ending: ‘Not at all real’
After investing eight years watching the HBO series Game of Thrones, millennial free-lancer Brandon Taylor is fiercely upset with the...
Antifa member takes break from overthrowing capitalism to snap selfie with iPhone
The life of an anti-capitalist, anti-fascist, commie can be very tough and it's not very rewarding. Antifa members must take...
Ocasio-Cortez releases university degree to silence skeptics
Many people have become threatened by the success of an intelligent woman of color in a powerful position—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez—so much...
Sanders to send homeless to ‘adult abortion camps’ to save us from all those unwanted people
Bernie Sanders has been on the march, protesting against Georgia's and Alabama's Medieval abortion bans. Recently, he just suggested a...
OPINION: Stupid Christians think they know their Scripture better than me
As my readers are probably well aware, I am a really smart atheist. That is how I discovered atheism because...
Bernie Sanders explains exactly where in the Constitution it protects abortion as a right
Bernie Sanders, popular democratic socialist presidential candidate has declared repeatedly that abortion is a constitutional right. Now he's explaining exactly...
“No penis, no opinion” says violent male criminals
In the wake of the Alabama and Georgia abortion debate, a less publicized discussion is taking root in the cells...
