AOC recommends people drink Dos Equis to avoid contracting coronavirus
Since the deadly coronavirus has been ravaging parts of China and making its way to the United States, US Representative...
Month: January 2020
BREAKING: Super Bowl LIV cancelled due to devastating climate change predictions that haven’t come true
Dire climate change predictions have put the entirety of South Florida under water and while these predictions haven't come close...
‘Billionaires take all their money from workers’ says politician who takes all her money from workers
Democratic Socialist US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lashed out against evil wealthy businessmen and women in a recent interview. "No one...
All proceeds from John Bolton’s new book will go to help feed bombs to kids in the Middle East
Former National Security Advisor and general advocate of carpet bombing John Bolton's new book is giving new meaning to the...
Modelo, the maker of Corona denies initiating the spread of Coronavirus
Grupo Modelo, the company that manufactures Corona and Corona Light, is in a fight for its very existence today. Genesius...
Urban Dictionary to add 347,823 new non-binary pronouns in 2020 in order to alleviate confusion
In a stunning revelation, the New Urban Dictionary is about to reveal almost 350,000 new Woke non-binary pronouns simply because...
To save time Bernie will only declare things he doesn’t want to control from now on
Democratic socialist and Democratic favorite in the 2020 presidential primary Bernie Sanders has been on a tear recently, laying out...
Democrats to impeach Trump for Democrats withholding Puerto Rican disaster aid
With the attempt to impeach Trump by claiming he is unfit, using the Russian Steele Dossier, and other attempts not...
Pentagon replaces go-to torture waterboarding with endless video of Adam Schiff speeches
The Pentagon has replaced their former go-to torture method, waterboarding, with endless video recordings of Representative Adam Schiff speeches. The...
Tulsi Gabbard placed on suicide watch after suing Hillary Clinton for defamation
The FBI and several correctional facilities including the jail where Jeffrey Epstein was killed have put US Representative Tulsi Gabbard...
