Biden assures voters, ‘It’s not sexual assault, it’s democratic sexual assault’
Presidential front runner Joe Biden has finally answered critics regarding the alleged sexual assault he committed on Tara Reade decades...
Month: April 2020
Alyssa Milano says victims should feel ‘privileged’ to be sexually assaulted by Joe Biden
Several brave women's rights activists such as Alyssa Milano have come out in support of Joe Biden against his sexual...
POLL: How worried are you about coronavirus now?
With the ever-changing landscape of COVID-19, we at Genesius Times would like to keep our finger on the pulse of...
Democrats move to ban ultraviolet light after Trump endorses it
Democrats on all government levels have begun writing laws to ban the evil substance known as ultraviolet light. Despite the...
Kim Jong Un’s surgeons regret to inform the world that they failed to keep Dear Leader alive
As rumors continue to swirl about the health of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, his surgeons, two Americans have...
Joe Biden has failed written part of COVID-19 test multiple times
COVID-19 tests are rolling off the assembly lines in record numbers. What they're not telling you is that there is...
Thousands of brave progressives drink bleach in order to prove Trump wrong on something he didn’t say
Thousands of brave progressives across the country have been hospitalized after drinking bleach to prove President Donald Trump wrong on...
AOC: How can NY open if ‘Open for Business’ sign makers are closed?
The way Gov. Cuomo talks these days, New York is going to be closed for the foreseeable future. Maybe forever...
BREAKING: COVID-19 is CIA plot to inject Tom Hanks’s blood into every American through vaccine
Genesius Times investigative reporters have discovered the truth about the coronavirus pandemic. The entire crisis has been designed to instill...
BREAKING: Guy deciding who’s an ‘essential worker’ decides he is an essential worker
There is so much wrong with what's been going on these last two months it's hard to know where to...
