Petition to change name of ‘White House’ to ‘Black Lives Matter House’
America is finally waking up to its systemic racism by calling out all the white racists and making them wear...
Month: June 2020
Bill Gates installs several sharknados in tropical storm Cristobal; says he’s working on the cure
Bill Gates has installed several sharknados in the tropical storm Cristobal making landfall later today. He says that he's working...
Protesters required to wear blackface to hide offensive whiteness and end racism
Blackface is abhorrently offensive to sensible people, but not more than white skin color. That’s why most Black Lives Matter...
The Lone Ranger kicked out of Costco for wearing his mask improperly
If only he had Tonto with him. One sideways glance from that famous Injun and Costco would have backed down,...
Jussie Smollett attacked by murder hornets at 3AM in Chicago
CHICAGO, IL- Actor Jussie Smollett is the latest victim of a hate crime to capture the nation's attention.The 'Empire' actor...
DC Volunteers accidentally paint ‘Black Lives Matter’ over a black homeless man
WASHINGTON—In perhaps the most stunning and brave demonstration since the police killing of George Floyd, DC Mayor Muriel "Bowow" Bowser...
Jane Fonda’s new workout video ‘Jumping to Conclusions’ is perfect for rioters
Rioting is a lot of work. First you have to get out of bed and then get out of your...
LEGO releases new Antifa rioter sets complete with real burning buildings
Lego is asking its affiliates to temporarily halt advertising for toy collections depicting the White House and police stations in the...
Adam Schiff: ‘I have proof Donald Trump is the son of Hitler’
WASHINGTON DC—Congressman Adam Schiff (CA-28) claims he has evidence that U.S. President Donald Trump is the biological son of the...
Target stores offering ‘seniors only’ early looting every day from 7-8 am
Minneapolis—In an effort to be one step ahead of the virtue signalling competition, Target stores in the Twin Cities area...
