BREAKING: Biden selects Dr. Pepper to lead Coronavirus Task Force
WASHINGTON, DC—NBC news reports that President-elect Joe Biden has selected Dr. Pepper to lead his Coronavirus Task Force, replacing Dr....
Month: December 2020
For just $600 ($1.64 a day) you can sponsor an American family
For just $600, or $1.64 a day, you can sponsor an American family put into destitution by their government for...
BREAKING: Nashville enjoys fiery but mostly peaceful Christmas morning
(CNN) Nashville experienced a fiery but mostly peaceful Christmas morning, captured in dramatic photos and videos that made downtown Music...
BREAKING: Costly Congress members to be replaced with automated tellers
Washington DC—With pricey COVID relief bills in negotiation, the country has decided to automate the Congress, replacing all US representatives...
Damaging photos surface of Moses not wearing mask during Egyptian plagues
ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT—Archeologists working in Alexandria, Egypt have recently discovered damaging photos of Moses not wearing a mask during the Egyptian...
BREAKING: Congress approves Trump stimulus of $2,020 paid in new Trump bill to every American
WASHINGTON DC—After Congress got caught playing pork games with a previous stimulus bill, President Donald Trump sent the bill back...
New study finds people who support socialism were more likely to be sniffing glue during economics class
STANFORD, CA—Researchers at The Hoover Institution at Stanford University recently published one of the most groundbreaking studies yet on economics....
Pete Buttigieg announces all weddings will be held at airports, officiated by TSA
SOUTH BEND, IN—Stolen-Election-President Joe Biden's pick for Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has made a culture changing announcement upon taking...
BREAKING: Biden taps Elmo to head Department of Education
WASHINGTON, DC—Sources confirmed on Monday that President-Elect Joe Biden has selected Elmo to head the Department of Education. “I think...
BREAKING: Pelosi announces ‘Jelly of the Month Club’ certificates in lieu of COVID stimulus
WASHINGTON DC—Congress was set to send all Americans checks for COVID relief but at the last minute Speaker of the...
