Biden orders flags flown at half-staff for all the folks who didn’t die after states reopened
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden ordered flags to be flown at half-staff today to honor all the people who didn't die after...
Month: May 2021
BREAKING: Demi Lovato comes out as an attention whore
HOLLYWOOD—Many sources are reporting that Demi Lovato has come out as an attention whore. The story is now more important...
CDC: ‘You must trust the science that will be completely different 2 weeks from now’
ATLANTA—The nation's top health expert, CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said on Genesius Times's "This Week's BS," that Americans must "trust...
Biden/Harris release new campaign logo
WASHINGTON, DC—There's no rest for the weary. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are just a couple months into their first...
Biden addresses gas lines by sending in world class musicians
In June of 1973, the price of a gallon of gasoline was under 50 cents. By May of 1974, it...
Here are 7 ways to end the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is as old as American pie. OK, maybe not that old, but it sure seems that way....
BREAKING: Hamas hires Ilhan Omar as new spokesman
GAZA—Hamas announced today that it’s hiring Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Palestine) as its new spokesman. She’ll be taking office sometime next...
Biden finally gets a large crowd at Carolina car rally
(CNN) President Joe Biden's popularity is soaring as his latest car rally in Charlotte, North Carolina proves. Hundreds of people...
AOC applauds Biden’s gas lines; demands breadlines too
WASHINGTON, DC—Democratic socialist Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) applauded President* Biden on his dramatic push toward a total socialist state like...
BREAKING: FBI apprehends suspect of Colonial Pipeline cyberhack
WASHINGTON, DC—FBI Director Christopher Wray announce today that the FBI has apprehended their primary suspect in the Colonial Pipeline cyberhack,...
