BREAKING: Florida man tries to smuggle alligator into strip club
In the latest installment of the never-ending saga known as "Florida Man," local resident Billy Bob Joe (not his real...
Year: 2023
BREAKING: Gretchen Whitmer denies that she is George Santos dressed in drag
EAST LANSING, MI—Another chapter in the ongoing George Santos (R-NY) drama has unfolded as rumors swirled around him allegedly dressing...
SCARY: These are the lungs of 7-year-old who grew up in a home with a gas oven
Just look at this picture to see what the lungs of an unvaccinated person. I don’t know how you can...
NZ Prime Minister Ardern steps down to pursue her dream of racing in the Kentucky Derby
Jacinda Ardern has announced she will quit as New Zealand prime minister next month, saying she wants to pursue her...
AOC defends Biden money laundering because ‘there’s so many germs on money’
WASHINGTON, DC—After learning that Joe Biden was laundering money through Ukraine and his son Hunter Biden, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez defended...
NEW: Tesla rolls out electric F-15 to meet surging demand
AUSTIN—Electric car maker Tesla has rolled out the new electric fighter jet F-15 to meet surging demand after President* Biden...
Media Gaslighting on Gas Stoves so Intense It’ll Supply Enough Gas for a Lifetime
The media has been all up in a frenzy these past few days over a federal proposal to ban gas...
BREAKING: Democrats to Impeach Trump Over Biden’s Classified Documents Scandal
WASHINGTON, DC—After papers with the highest classification level were found in various locations belonging to President Joe Biden, Democrats are...
WEF unveils bathrooms for both men and lizard people at 2023 conference
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND—The World Economic Forum held in Davos every year is getting new bathrooms which will be used by both...
Hillary Clinton to Offer Class at Columbia on How to Break the Law and Get Away With It
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will become a professor at Columbia University focusing on how to break the law...
