BREAKING: Biden to dedicate his next beach vacation to the victims of the East Palestine train disaster
WASSHINGTON, DC—In a move that has raised eyebrows and elicited more than a few chuckles, President* Joe Biden announced today...
Year: 2024
BREAKING: Biden hires new sign language interpreter
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden's administration has once again found itself embroiled in controversy. This time, it's not about policy decisions or...
AOC: Why don’t we take out a $34 trillion loan from China to pay off the entire national debt?
As a public figure, I've grown accustomed to dealing with all sorts of attention, both positive and negative. However, there's...
AOC: ‘I don’t need truckers. I get my food from the grocery store’
Everyone's making a big deal about truckers uniting and the possibility that they may stop driving into New York City...
Biden wishes a happy Presidents Day to whoever is president right now
WASHINGTON, DC—In a heartfelt message, President* Biden wishes a happy Presidents Day to whoever is president right now. "I'd like...
Biden takes break from persecuting his political enemies to criticize Putin for persecuting his political enemies
WASHINGTON, DC—In a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, US President* Joe Biden recently took a brief...
Local Chinese restaurant replaces fortune cookie sayings with Fani’s Daddy’s genius
ATLANTA—A Chinese restaurant has bid farewell to tradition and ushered in a new era of enlightenment with its latest culinary...
Sonny Hostin forced to give Whoopi her entire paycheck as reparations for slavery
In a shocking turn of events on "The View," co-host Sonny Hostin dropped a bombshell revelation that sent shockwaves through...
BREAKING: Fani Willis testimony suddenly halted due to a water main leak
FULTON COUNTY, GA—In an unexpected turn of events at the Fulton County Courthouse, the testimony of District Attorney Fani Willis...
Taylor Swift takes private jet to get from one side of her private jet to the other
US—Pop sensation Taylor Swift has unveiled her revolutionary solution for in-flight convenience: taking a private jet to get from one...
