Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has agreed to three televised debates with Barron Trump, President Trump‘s youngest son.

Biden only agreed to the debates under the condition that he could have his translator Ozzy Osbourne with him at all times.

“I can hardly wait to meet this Barron Trump guy face to face, mano y mano. I can hardly wait to deal with what he refers to a smoked chicken. I can hardly wait to mop the floor with him,” Biden told Genesius Times Friday.  

It was unclear whether Biden realized that he was committing to debate someone other than his opponent in the presidential election, let alone a minor child.

“Sometimes I get the willy jiggles and I gunna flimsy billie,” Biden said through Osbourne.

Biden said that the former vice president would debate Trump on the dates previously scheduled by the commission — Sept. 29, Oct. 15 and Oct. 22.

“I’m going to absolutely crush that little boy!” Biden said. “Americans want to see the difference between me and that disaster!”

Trump has yet to respond to the trash talk.

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