OPED: Trump must be removed for his 2020 drone strike that made Iran hate us since 1979
People seem to think that Trump derangement syndrome is a real thing, but let me tell you that we need...
Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD.
(she/they/grrrl) Mx. Chou is the most intersectionally progressive person in the world—a transwoman trapped inside the body of a transman. Grrrl only eats fruit that has fallen off the vine and identifies as a paraplegic polar bear.
OPED: We must overturn the UK elections to save democracy
As everyone knows, democracy is the most important civic institution on Earth. We must do everything we can to ensure...
States now requiring ‘man flu’ vaccination before marriage
The Food and Drug Administration has just announced approval of the new man-flu vaccine, Viril-Myst, which will be available for...
OPED: White supremacists are using jokes; it’s time we ban laughing
Ever since we social justice warriors invented morality in 2015, evil white supremacists have been making fun of us. They...
OPED: How dare Trump spend Defense money on defending the country!
It is a national disgrace that President Trump stolen money from the Defense budget to actually defending the country. Even...
OPED: Thank God California banned plastic straws finally!
California has completed the equivalent of the moon landing today. They spent $4 billion ridding this beautiful feces-strewn state of...
OPED: I was raped by whoever Trump picks to replace Ginsburg on the Supreme Court
This is incredibly difficult for me to do but I feel that it's necessary to come forward and expose the...
OPINION: It’s time to fire Tucker Carlson for killing the last wild Triceratops
#FireTuckerCarlson is trending and I'm totally in support of it but not because of why other people think he should...
OPED: People who don’t own guns don’t get an opinion about gun legislation
I've recently heard much about the horrible Alabama ban on abortion and the subsequent imprisonment of a third of all...
Brian Sims bravely fights all bigotry by heckling “old, white women”
Pennsylvania Democrat Brian Sims is a brave anti-fascist who fights all bigotry especially by heckling those awful "old, white women."...
