OPINION: Bronze-Aged bigot loses head over traditional marriage
Today marks the feast of John the Baptist on the Patriarchal calendar of the Catholic church. John, among other weird...
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Local man fervently prays God to reconsider promise to never flood the earth again
It started with a fairly benign Facebook post that hashtagged 'love is love', but that was the final straw for...
Feminist gives inspiring testimonial after watching video of black widow eating its mate
The crowd went wild. I was there. The room was electric. The 33rd annual gathering of ‘Women Against the Patriarchy’...
Human Rights Campaign unanimously votes to add ‘C’ for clown to LGBT
A momentous occasion. The Human Rights Campaign of America has unanimously voted to add the letter 'C' to the ever...
ACLU sues God for only creating two genders
Serving the papers to God proved to be the most daunting part of the lawsuit brought forth by the ACLU...
More than 180 plantation owners sign letter opposing state restrictions on slavery
“Abolishing slavery is bad for the economy.” This is how a letter written by Southern plantation owners in response to...
OPINION: Jesus never said anything about cold-cocking hobos
Bless me dear readers for I have sinned. Well, technically, I have sinned according to the ancient precepts of the...
Much brave: 21st Century Martin Luther argues authority from “Feelings Alone”
Nadia Bolz-Weber, the Lutheran preacher queen of Christian progressives, recently published a book which essentially explains we need a new...
Irony of using rainbows for fairy tale cause not lost on local leprechaun
As pride month gets kicked off, a type of folk holiday for all the woke Americans to virtue signal towards...
Devastating: In Supreme Court opinion, Justice Thomas reminds liberals they are the baddies
It has been a rough month for the left. After more states have passed restrictive abortion laws, liberals thought they...
