Fed up with blasphemous ice cream licking fad, local government enlists help from Spanish Inquisition
Well, nobody expected this twist. After suffering through years of Facebook fueled viral movements, one small government in East Texas...
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Kamala Harris never paid reparations for slaves her family owned
As recently reported, the ancestors of Kamala Harris owned slaves yet she has not paid any sort of reparations for...
After visit to city, libertarian gets PTSD from ‘so many roads’
It was a quick visit to Dallas for a local libertarian in our fine community that started the nightmare which...
Man dumps out tea on front lawn to protest constant surveillance, taxes, and redistributive programs
Very brave. A local man, up to his eyeballs in taxes, legal prohibitions, constant surveillance, and debt to the welfare...
“Walls are racist!” shouts inclusive progressive from inside his gated community
After watching CNN’s coverage of Donald Trump’s immigration policy all afternoon, Bill Williamson decided he had had enough. He shut...
Buttigieg: ‘Americans must enlist in endless wars to protect illegal trans immigrants’
The wokening of the warfare state has officially begun. Pete Buttigieg has lobbed the first inclusive hand grenade. After seeing...
Trans woman sues gynecologist for discrimination
Well here is a first and proof of societal progress. Milli, formerly known as Mik, scheduled an appointment at her...
AOC stumbles into grocery store deodorant aisle, is rattled by the horrors of capitalism
AOC's day started like any other. The hashtagtavist turned progressive darling logged some important hours in front of her Twitter...
Julian Castro travels time, teaches mom about ‘reproductive justice’, inexplicably disappears
Well, the extremely crowded Democratic presidential field has suddenly gotten a little thinner. Julian Castro, the most woke candidate by...
Facebook suspends popular Goose Page, says “Honks are Hate Speech”
The hammer hath been dropped. African goose enthusiats the world over have now been warned. Their hate will not be...
